|10:42 pm - Doot.|
This just in:
I HATE clingy women! I am damn tired of them, I swear I'm going celibate and moving to an island with Smokey and an unlimited alcohol supply. I just wanna roast in the sun with my old man cat and zap my friends in whenever I feel like having them around.I missed going to PA with some chaps just because I had some girl on my dick. I was with her BORED and rather bothered on Superbowl Sunday. I just started hanging out with this chick and I seriously think I've argued with her more than I did with Jess in our entire relationship. She lives in bumfuck across the fucking bay bridge and wants to date me.
Girls are poo. Ick. Lesbos. Eww.
GREAT, I am officially the most cocky bitch I know. ::rounds of applause:: No, seriously, I ADORE myself... the only one as fabulous of me is The Smokes. Okay, okay I joke.
Did anyone watch the superbowl?
I only watched the first 10 minutes, then ran to watch The Rolling Stones rock out at half time. God, I love the Stones... Mick Jagger just might be the sexiest mother fucker alive and yes, I would make out with him and no, I haven't clue about who won this year or even how the game went for the most part. Yes, this makes me a loser.
Anywho, I'm bored with normal life and I'm working on being the most scene dyke swinger on the western side of the world.
So, I believe I will go out and do it!
(Shake my booty on the regular & do the world, that is)
Anyone care to join me?
*Look fabulous*Sell drugs to youth*Sex the world*Live extravagantly*
I'm hungry, horny and have bronchitis.
...HA, I codradicted myself a little, didn't I? >;O)
Current Mood: horny
Current Music: Genitorturers - Flesh is the Law