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February 6th, 2006

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10:42 pm - Doot.
This just in:
I HATE clingy women! I am damn tired of them, I swear I'm going celibate and moving to an island with Smokey and an unlimited alcohol supply. I just wanna roast in the sun with my old man cat and zap my friends in whenever I feel like having them around.I missed going to PA with some chaps just because I had some girl on my dick. I was with her BORED and rather bothered on Superbowl Sunday. I just started hanging out with this chick and I seriously think I've argued with her more than I did with Jess in our entire relationship. She lives in bumfuck across the fucking bay bridge and wants to date me.
Girls are poo. Ick. Lesbos. Eww.
Life is:
GREAT, I am officially the most cocky bitch I know. ::rounds of applause:: No, seriously, I ADORE myself... the only one as fabulous of me is The Smokes. Okay, okay I joke.
Did anyone watch the superbowl?
I only watched the first 10 minutes, then ran to watch The Rolling Stones rock out at half time. God, I love the Stones... Mick Jagger just might be the sexiest mother fucker alive and yes, I would make out with him and no, I haven't clue about who won this year or even how the game went for the most part. Yes, this makes me a loser.
Anywho, I'm bored with normal life and I'm working on being the most scene dyke swinger on the western side of the world.
So, I believe I will go out and do it!
(Shake my booty on the regular & do the world, that is)
Anyone care to join me?
*Look fabulous*Sell drugs to youth*Sex the world*Live extravagantly*
I'm hungry, horny and have bronchitis.
**Nighty Night**
...HA, I codradicted myself a little, didn't I? >;O)
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Genitorturers - Flesh is the Law

(3 comments | Leave a comment)


[User Picture]
Date:February 7th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
I'll join you!
Date:February 10th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
It was hot seeing you the other day!
[User Picture]
Date:June 30th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
haha i love you!!
you're sooo scene it kills me,ash.
I miss you sugarcakes!
whenya gonna come and visit huh?

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